>>Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all> working>>together one day.>>>>They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.  "I will give> each >>on>>you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie.>>>>The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm.  I want> the >>land>>to be forever fertile in Canada.">>>>POOF!  With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was> forever>>fertile for farming.>>>>Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan ,> Palestine> >>,>>Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in> our>>precious land.">>>>POOF!  Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall >>around>>those countries.>>>>The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this> wall.">>>>The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick> and>>completely surrounds the country.  Nothing can get in or out; it's >>virtually>>impenetrable.">>>>The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with> water.">>>>I

I've always said, those Texans are very intelligent people.LOL

Falcon

I would have to agree  ;D