That's me.

I'm 40 yrs old , 5'7", 135lbs with a bit of a Napoleon complex,lol.

I got carded today at the B.A.S.S. Awards Banquet and loved it.

I got a belly girls think is an amusement ride and you boys are just plain jealous.

If you need more ammo, here's a little more for ya. I have ZERO hair on my chest. I'm sure someone will have a comment using the words "As smooth as a baby's bottom" or whatever but as you type your *** ridden words, know this,...I have no hair on my chest because grass don't grow on a playground.

So,.....

C'mon boys, bring it on,...."I ams what I ams" and although the package may be tiny, remember that a stick of dynamite isn't very big either,....sure packs a hell of a punch though

So, and I'll let muddy or avid correct me if I'm wrong...these guys are jealous of a hairless 40 year old trapped in a 10 year old's body???

Thank god I'm 6'1, 220, with the bod, tan, and looks of a movie star. ;D

Holy Crap!!!!! If I'd had known that my little comment would have started such a chain of events I still would have posted it.  

;D

Holy Crap!!!!! If I'd had known that my little comment would have started such a chain of events I still would have posted it.

Yea sure!!!!! What a tandem of Moderators: AKA

   

                      FLUKEY AND MOOKY

Holy Crap!!!!! If I'd had known that my little comment would have started such a chain of events I still would have posted it.

Leave it to me to take something down that dark and filthy road.  

Where's Long Mike, his insight here would be enlightning ;D

Where's Long Mike, his insight here would be enlightning ;D

Walter??  ;D