An elderly couple was attending a church service, about halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, "I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?"

                 

He replies "Put a new battery in your hearing aid .

                 

Sitting behind LONG MIKE, were you?

That would suck if it happened to me.....

Muddy, how dare you talk about my wife in such a way! >  I'll have know that I replace the batteries in her dildo hearing aid very frequently.

Muddy, how dare you talk about my wife in such a way! >  I'll have know that I replace the batteries in her dildo hearing aid very frequently.

Wow, I wasn't expecting that one :

Happens with iPods as well.

Muddy, how dare you talk about my wife in such a way! > I'll have know that I replace the batteries in her dildo hearing aid very frequently.

Wow, I wasn't expecting that one :

niether was i haha

That's more information than we needed

Muddy, how dare you talk about my wife in such a way! >  I'll have know that I replace the batteries in her dildo hearing aid very frequently.

TMI?!  :-X

literally laughing out loud at that one!