>        'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

>

>        'Yes. What can I do for you?'

>

>        'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil

>        Smith... He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!

>        Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but

>        he's hidin' it there.'

>

>        'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

>

>        The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on

>        Virgil's house. They search the shed where the

>        firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every

>        piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at

>        Virgil and leave.

>

>        Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

>

>        'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd... Did the Sheriff

>        come?'

>

>        'Yeah!'

>

>        'Did they chop your firewood?'

>

>        'Yep!'

>

>        'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

>

>        (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)

HA! Ive got neighboors that would do that...

lol seen it before and its still great

Thats great.

Now that's an idea....

Hahaha HAPPY Birthday!

Awesome

Very FUNNY!! IF there were MJ in the firewood it would sure mean "Don't Bogart that fireplace, my friend" )