There was a midget in Texas whose ached almost all the time. So he finally went to his doctor and told him what the problem was.

The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants.

The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left and told the midget to turn his head and cough--the usual method to check for a hernia.

"Aha!" mumbled the doc, and putting his finger under the right, he asked the midget to cough again.

"Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors.

Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side then snip, snip, snip, snip, snip,snip, snip on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, so he stared at the ceiling, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.

The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and see if they still ached.

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's office and discovered his groin area was no longer in any pain.

The midget said, "Perfect, Doc, and I didn't even feel it ..... What did you do?"

The Doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots"! ;D

lol that was a pretty funny one. didnt see that punchline coming.

ha!!!!! i never thought that would be the punch line!! a good one for sure!!!

Been hearing that one for awhile, and its still good texan joke!!   lol

Now THAT was FUNNY!!  I thought a midget in TEXAS would be about 6' tall since MOST everything in TEXAS is bigger and better!

A Texan and an Alaskan were arguing about how much larger things were in their respective states. The Alaskan guys says "We got fish in our state that measure up to 6' long" The Texan replies: "6'? That's not all that big now is it?? We also got fish that measure 6'!" The Alaskan guys answers: "Oh yeah. You got 6' long fish too?" Texan: "Now pardner, I didn't say 6' LONG. We measure fish between the eyes!"

lol that was a pretty funny one. didnt see that punchline coming.

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Now THAT was FUNNY!! I thought a midget in TEXAS would be about 6' tall since MOST everything in TEXAS is bigger and better!

A Texan and an Alaskan were arguing about how much larger things were in their respective states. The Alaskan guys says "We got fish in our state that measure up to 6' long" The Texan replies: "6'? That's not all that big now is it?? We also got fish that measure 6'!" The Alaskan guys answers: "Oh yeah. You got 6' long fish too?" Texan: "Now pardner, I didn't say 6' LONG. We measure fish between the eyes!"

That's Right!!!