A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.

She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.

The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

You gotta love lil jhonny!!

LOL!  

Little Johnny keeps getting the best of his teachers.

 Man, if only I could have gotten away with half of what lil Johnny does, I would be a legend...

                                            As Ever,

                                             skillet

who is little johnny?

that was a good joke even if there is more to it

who is little johnny?

that was a good joke even if there is more to it

There's no more of that joke but there is alot more to Lil'Johnny.

I just can't tell the Lil' Johnny jokes I know,atleast not on here. :-X

I know a lot of really good Little Johnny Jokes, If I posted even one of the I would spend the is summer fishing with BASSHUNTER 6 9 courtesy of the staff

ok...thats what i meant...more to lil johnny. i'll have to look up some  lil johnny jokes. suprised i havent heard them before :

Hey If you go on line make sure your folks know what you are looking at ,  its not all for kids.

 Don't think I've ever heard of but maybe 1 or 2 of his escapades that wouldn't melt the parental control settings ...

                                       As Ever,

                                        skillet

I remember one that ain't to bad:

The teacher asked Little Johnny,"Who signed the Declaration of Independance?"

Little Johnny yelled,"I DON'T KNOW AND I DON"T CARE!"

In shock by Little Johnny's answer she asked again,"Who signed the Declaration of Independance,Little Johnny?"

"I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE!",Little Johnny yelled again.

The teacher grabbed Little Johnny by the ear and took him to the office,where they called his Dad in.

"Just watch this",Little Johnny's teacher told his Dad."Little Johnny,who signed the Declaration of Independance?

"I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE!"yelled Little Johnny.

Little Johnny's dad grabs Little Johnny,smacks him upside his head and slams him up against the wall and says,"Boy if you signed that thing you better tell me now!"

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.

"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

I know a few good Little Johny jokes suc has the one were the mortocycle goes inside the garage (lol) but I would just get deleted. So here is a more appropriate one!

Little Johny had to go to the bathroom. He raises his hand and his teacher calls on him. "Yes little johny?" says his teacher. "I have to go to the bathroom ma'am." says little johny. So His teacher says "Fine but please say that alphabet before you go to the bathroom." So little Johny starts to say the alphabet "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y and Z" His teacher responds "Very good Little Johny but you forgot something, where is the P?" Then little johny says "running down my leg."

Hey If you go on line make sure your folks know what you are looking at , its not all for kids.

but but but...I'm a kid at heart  

I have a two great Little Johnny jokes from the 60s but I can't post them as it is not appropriate.

Funny, but not appropriate.

These shouldn't be too risque here:

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said,

           'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'

           

           

           Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.  'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.'   Little Johnny asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ?'  

           

           

           

           Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'   His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.   Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom'.

Ahgagagaga!!!!

           

Alright Popeye,

A bus carrying little Johnny and all ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too. Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line, little Johnny in the back of the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, little Johnny is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches little Johnny and asks him what his wish will be. Little Johnny eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again".

Thats good FishinBuds. ;D

Alright Popeye,

A bus carrying little Johnny and all ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too. Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line, little Johnny in the back of the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, little Johnny is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches little Johnny and asks him what his wish will be. Little Johnny eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again".

THAT ONE IS HILARIOUS!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Yeah that's a great one too.