This is funny!!!

A new Jr. pastor on his first Sunday was so nervous he could hardly speak. After the first service he asked the Sr. Pastor how he had done.

"Well, when I am worried about getting nervous during the sermon, I put a glass of vodka next to the water up there. If I start to get nervous I'll take a sip and I'm fine."

So the next Sunday the yound pastor took his advice. At the begining of the sermon he got a little nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to preach up a storm. Upon returning to his office he found this note fromt the Pastor:

1. SIP don't GULP!

2. There are 10 commandments not 12

3. There are 12 apostles not 10

4. Jesus was consecrated not constipated

5. Jacob wagerd his donkey. He did not bet his ***

6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7. The Father Son and Holy Ghost are not refferd to as Big Daddy Jounoir and Spook

8. David slew Goliath. He did not kick the sh** out of him

9. When david was hit with a rock and fell of his donkey do not say he was stoned off his ***

10. We do not refer to the Cross as the Big T

11. The Virgin Mary is not refferd to as Mary with the cherry

12. The recommended prayer before a meal is not Rub-a-Dub-dub thank's for the grub

13. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. peters not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffys

LOL Git-r-dun!!!

 that was great!!!!

That's awesome.

Riot  ;D ;D ;D