An officer pulls over a granny one day for speeding."Lady, I pulled you over cause you were speeding. Can I see your license and registration please?" The granny replies,"I don't have either one of them. I lost my license to a DUI and this car is stolen. I murdered the owner and his chopped up body is in the trunk." The officer became scared, goes back to his car, and calls for back up. Five more cops arrive on the scene and one of them approaches with his gun drawn."Lady, could you step out of the vehicle, the other officer ask?" "Sure", the elderly lady replies. "Could I see your license and registration please",the officer ask? The elderly lady replies," Yes, here they are." The officer kind of amazed then says,"The other officer said you lost your license to DUI, stole the car, and killed the owner which is chopped up in the trunk?". The granny then replies, "And I suppose that lying SOB told you I was speeding too!"

Funny stuff!  ;D

Funny

If that was a REAL police officer she would of gotten tazed

nice joke! thanks for sharing.

Very funny,  I made a copy of that one for the guys at work.

Matt

That's good!!! I'll have to try that sometime!!! LOL!! JK

LOL ;D