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Bass Fishing Haiku

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Post a good Bass Fishing Haiku..  Just in case you're not sure, a hauiku is a Japanese poem composed of three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables.

I just thought of a few....

Calm, foggy, morning

Throw my line in, I wonder

What could be down there?

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WHAM!  GOT A BIG ONE!!

THIS MIGHT BE A WORLD RECORD!

Oops I snagged a carp.

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Oh Great Bait Monkey

It's all because of you sir,

that I have no cash.

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Clever, but I'll pass, I can't match that creativity.  ;)

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Blowups on Zaras,

Tap-tap on a finesse jig,

Man, I love that sh**.

I only wake up

When it's still pitch black outside

To chase after bass.

Lipping a smallie,

Looking deep into her eyes,

I kiss her softly. ;D

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