TED GOES OUT A BUYS HIMSELF A BRAND NEW BASS BOAT AND ON

THE WAY HOME CALLS UP JOHN TO GO FISHING. SO THE NEXT DAY

THEY GO FISHING AND ALL OF A SUDDEN JOHN HOOKS UP WITH A

HAWG. HE GETS IT TO THE BOAT AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE THE

LAKE GODDESS. THE GODDESS TELLS HIM THAT IF HE LETS HER GO,

THE CAN GET ONE WISH. JOHNS SAYS THAT HE HAS A GREAT WISH,

AND HE SAYS, "LAKE GODDESS, I WANT YOU TO TURN THIS ENTIRE

LAKE INTO BEER!" SO THE GODDESS DOES IT AND SHE IS

RELEASED. JOHN TRIES IT AND HAS A HUGE SMILE ON HIS FACE

WHEN TED SLAPS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND SAYS "YOU A-

HOLE, NOW WE HAVE TO PEE IN THE BOAT!!".

Zellamander

That's pretty funny.

Oldie but goodie.

It is still funny.