A man is going to anger management classes because he isn't always able to contain his anger. So when he returns home one night after class, he asks his wife, "How do you stay so calm and not fight back when we have an argument?"

The wife replies, "I clean the toilets."

Then the husband asks, "How does that help anything?"

The wife turns to him and says, "I use your toothbrush."

Sounds like something my old lady would do!!! >

Good one.  ;D

Gross talk about potty mouth.

                    -tumnus

*note to self*

Never make spouse mad