Boudereaux and The Government Guys

Boudereaux was on his farm one day, minding his own business when this big, official Louisiana state SUV pulls up and five guys get out and approach Boudereaux.

"We are here from the Louisiana Department of Highways and we are here to look at your farm as we are planning to put a new highway through your farm."

"How do I know you guys are really from the state and can do this?" Boudereaux asked.

"Because here is my card and it allows me to do as I please," the state guy replied.

"OK," Boudereaux said, "if you got da card then you got the right to make us do anything you want.  Just don't go in the field behind the barn."

"We will go anywhere we want," was the curt reply, "and we will start with the field behind the barn."

About five minutes later Boudereaux hears a lot of yelling and screaming and he looks and sees the five guys running for their lives as Boudereaux's big, bad bull is chasing them back towards the barn.

"Help us," yelled the leader. "The bull is going to kill us."

"No problem," Boudereaux replied, "just show him your card."