There was a pirate and a sailor in a bar. After a few drinks, the sailor notices that the pirate has an eye patch, a peg legg, and a hook for a hand. The sailors curiosity gets to him and he asks, "Sir what happend to your legg"? Pirate replied,"RRRRRR shark bit me legg off!" WOW, the sailor is amazed. A little later the sailor asks, "what happened to your hand"? The pirate says,"rrrrrrr Mutiny!"  "Thats incredible", replies the sailor. Finally the sailor says," i gotta know what happened to your eye?" Pirate says, "RRRRR Bird pooped in my eye". The sailor sits there for a second, and finally asks," How did bird poop make you loose your eye?" The pirate replies," RRRRR it was the first day with me hook!"

That's funny. You have to love the occasional good pirate joke.

lol, just show the rest of my family, they loved it, lol!!

Yarrr Don't laugh at me misfortunes that hurt like the dickens...

               -sm

lol