Boudreaux and Fontenot are walking down a street in Houston

when and they see a sign on a store that reads, 'Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per pair.'

Boudreaux says to his pal, "Pooow! Dat's cheap for dat dere clothes. May look here! We could buy a whole mess of 'dat, take 'em back to Abbeville, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune."

"Now when we go in there you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all dat talkin' me 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and try to cheat us."

"Now, I'll talk in a slow Texas drawl so's des' don't know."

They go in and Boudreaux says with his best fake Texas accent, "Howdy Pard. I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and ...."

The owner of the shop interrupts, "You boys are Tulane graduates, ain't you?"

"May...yeah," says a surprised Boudreaux. "How come you know dat?"

"Because this is a dry-cleaners."

;D  I love it.