This bad boy features:

3HP engine (hp stands for "human power")

One wheel drive

All sorts of saftey features such as water bottle holders

Homemade trailer made from bike forkes nailed to 4x4s

Aerodynamic canoe

Vehicle has classic look without sacrificing performance

14 MPS (miles per premium sandwich)

Plenty of space under canoe for rods, tents and passengers

Ape-hanger handle bars for power steering

27" rims

Amazing air ventilation

Plenty of seats for the girls

Being the larger vehicle makes the other folks on the road show some respect

What it lacks:

Any form of breaks

Has turning radius and reaction time similar to freight train

Unhealthy to operate going down hill

Very healthy to operate going uphill

Can take up to two lanes

Sometimes when the cops tell you to pull over on the loudspeaker, you cant.

Not partial to speed bumps

Bringing some extra ratchet straps to hold everything together is recommended.

And remember, Avoid Injury and Death

(yes that is me in the picture and yes this rig is fully functional)

;D Only you bucketmouth, only you

From desperation comes inspiration.  You might just be the next Thomas Edison!