Got this in an email and had to share it. Funny but true......

HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER

You don't have to be a mother to enjoy this one!

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the

course

of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but

notice

how beautiful Brian's 'roommate', Jennifer

was.

Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a

relationship

between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her

more

curious.

 

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two

interact, she started to wonder if there was more between

Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.

 

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I

know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer

and I are just roommates.'

 

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying,

'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been

unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You

don't suppose she took it, do you?'

 

Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her

an e-mail just to be sure.

So he sat down and wrote:

___________________________________

  Dear Mom ,

 

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy

ladle from the house,

I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the

gravy ladle.

But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since

you were here for dinner.

 

Love, Brian

___________________________________

 

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his

mother that read:

 

___________________________________

 

Dear Son,

 

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with

Jennifer, I'm not say ing that you 'do not'

sleep with Jennifer.

But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her

own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom

___________________________________

 

LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!

I like it! ;D

That is soooo funny!!!

Mother knows best.

lol, that is great.

Mom's a sly one.  Funny stuff!  ;D

That's a good one.