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BucketmouthAngler13

In response to LBH's egg nog thread

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Heres a funny story:

Many moons ago I was tanning a deer hide using the old fashioned Indian way, which requires using the deer brains. There is an enzyme in the brain matter that preserves the hide and turns it into leather. You boil the brains then blend them, making them into a creamy white paste-like liquid. I had a bowl of this "deer brain soup" in the fridge, because I hadn't reached the brain application step yet. About this same time I was mass producing my homemade egg nog.

It didnt take long for my little sister to walk up to the fridge, take the bowl out, and ask; "Whats this?"

To which I replied, "Its my special homemade Egg Nog, with more or less "Nog" than usual."

After taking a gulp, she says "You forgot to add the nutmeg"

My response:

     

I got coal for christmas.

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That's coffee on the keyboard funny and stomach turning in equal measure.

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