> HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER

>

> You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

>

> Brian invited his mother over for dinner.

>

> During the course of the meal,

>

> Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's

roommate,

>

> Jennifer, was.

>

> Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship

>

> between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

>

> Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she

>

> started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met

>

> the eye.

>

> Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you

must be

>

> thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.

>

> '

>

> About a week later , Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your

>

> mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver

>

> gravy ladle.

>

> You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

>

> Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to

be

>

> sure.

>

> So he sat down and wrote:

>

> ______________________________________________________________________

>

> Dear Mom,

>

> I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the

house, I'm

>

> not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.

>

> But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here

>

> for dinner.

>

> < /SPAN>

>

> Love, Brian

>

> ______________________________________________________________________

>

> Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that

>

> read:

>

> ______________________________________________________________________

>

> Dear Son,

>

> I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not

saying that

>

> you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer.

>

> But the fact remains that if Jennifer

>

> is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

>

> Love, Mom

>

> LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!! ;D

     

Hahaha. Thats good  ;D

I think this was posted a little while back, but it's still funny.