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Random joke of the day: The Bass fishermen

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Since I lack the photographic skills of Dave and Burley I thought I try this,

One day a man called up a friend and said " You want to fishing in my boat tomorrow, we'll get an early start and fish all day?" the mans friend said " Sure thing you can pick me up at six"

So next morning the man and his friend where out on the lake having a good time. Well it just so happen that the fish where biting really well next to a bridge. So after a few cast the man hooked up with a giant bass, after watching leap it was clear that this fish was well over 7lbs

About mid fight with the fish, the man just happen to look up at the bridge and notice that a funeral procession was passing over head, immediately he dropped his pole, took off his hat,and then knelt down.

Of course even though all of this only took about thirty seconds by the time the man got up the bass had already broken off. The man simple shrugged his shoulders and started to tie another lure on to his broken line.

Meanwhile his friend in the back of the boat was in shock after what he just saw, finally finding his voice he said " I can't believe that, you just did the kindest, most heart felt thing I have ever seen done in my life!" the man just smiled and said " It was the least I could do, we were married for twenty-five years," ;D      

 

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