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Guy Sitting at A Bar.......

Sam
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sees the most beautiful woman he has ever seen sitting at a table.

He goes over to her table and sits down.

He says, "You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I would like to  get to know you better."

She says, "That may be in the cards, but what makes you so perfect?"

He replies, "I will do anything you want me to do, but you have to say it in three words.  I think you will be pleasantly surprised."

The lady thinks for a few moments, looks straight into the guys eyes, smiles, holds his hand, and says, "Clean my house."  ;D

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