Bob and his buddies were hanging out and planning

upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he

couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of

teasing and name calling, Bob headed home frustrated.

The following week when Bob's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp,they were shocked to see Bob. He was already sitting at the campground witha cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.

"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Bob?"

"I didn't have to," Bob replied. "Last week when I left our meeting, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said,  'Surprise'.

When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'....

So I did and here I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

Good one....