Little Billy was in class one day when the teacher asked each one of the children to get in front of the class and explain what their father's did for a living.

At the very last, Little Billy got up and told the class; "My dad works as a male stripper in a gay bar.  He doesn't make much per/hour, but the tips are good.  Sometimes he can make extra if someone wants a lap dance."

Needless to say, the teacher gets this complete shell shocked look on her face, and all of the other kids just sit there in stunned silence.

Fortunately, its about this time that the bell rings, and as the other children leave the room, Little Billy goes back to his desk to get his books.  

Before he leaves, the teacher comes up to him and says;  "I'm so sorry if this humiliated you Little Billy.  If I had just known what your father did, I would have never started this whole thing."

So Little Billy tells her not to worry about it, and that he really just made up the story.  When the teacher asked him why he would come up with such a story, Little Billy answered;  "Well, you see my dad actually plays football for the Detroit Lions, but I'm too embarrassed to tell people that!"

Smart kid!!! :

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nice one!

Nice.

I thought the joke of the day was Favre saying he retaired for good.

That's pretty good.