Buddy and Edna was married for years and when they would see a helicopter ride at their local fair Buddy would always say "I want to ride in one of those helicopters."  

Edna would always say "They are fifty bucks"

Buddy would say "So"

Edna would say "well fifty bucks is fifty bucks"

The pilot overheard them the one year and he said "I'll make you a deal, I'll take you two up for free, but if I hear one word from either of you I'll have to charge both of you."

So Edna and Buddy go along, the pilot takes them for a ride doing tricks trying to get them to scream or anything, but not a word.

The pilot lands and says to Buddy "Wow I tried everything and you two didn't say anything."

Buddy said to him "I almost yelled when Edna fell out, but fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"

Now, that's funny.

Falcon

bounce worthy.

Lol. Good one.

Great joke  ;D