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Saw this elsewhere and decided to share it with ya'll.

Story about Ole and Sven,

Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, and go to HE77.

The Debil observes that they are really enjoying themselves.

He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?

Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know.'

The debil decides that these two aren't miserable

enough and turns up the heat even more.

When he returns to the room of the two guys from

Minnesota , the debil finds them in light

jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking beer.

The debil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here

is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying

yourselves?'

Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much

varm veather up dere at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta

haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis nice.'

The debil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight.

Finally, he comes up with the answer.

The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all

their lives. The debil decides to turn all the heat off in HE77. The next morning,the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth.

The debil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and

Sven. He gets there and finds them back in

their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens.

They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.

The debil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when

I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and

you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?'

They both look at the debil in surprise and say,

'Vell, don't ya know, if He77 iss froze over, dat must

mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl',

  • Super User

Bounce worthy!!!!

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