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Two women were  sitting next to each other at a bar. After a

While one looks at the other and  says, 'I can't help but think, from

Listening to you, that you're from Ireland .

      

        The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!'

        The first one says, 'So am I! And where about in Ireland are ya From ? 

             

        The other woman  answers, 'I'm from St. John's , I am.'

            

        The first one  responds, 'So, am I!!  And what street did you Live on?'

        The other woman  says, 'A lovely little area it was in the west End.

        I lived on Warbury Street  in the old central part of town.'

        The first one  says, 'Faith and it's a small world. So did I!

        So did I!  And what  school did ya go to?'

         

        The other woman  answers, 'Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of course'

         

        The first one gets  really excited and says, 'And so did I.

        Tell Me,what year did you graduate?' 

            

        The other woman  answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1964.'

          

          The first woman  exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down

        Upon us ! I can hardly believe  our good luck at winding up in the same

        Pub tonight.  Can you believe it,  I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary

        In 1964 me self.'

          

         

        About this time,  Michael walks into the bar, sits down and Orders a beer.

       

         

        Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael, shaking his head

        And mutters, 'It's going to  be a long night tonight.'

          

         

        Michael asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian ?'

             

        Brian answers,  'The Murphy twins are drunk again.'

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