This old man is sitting on his porch and a young boy walks buy with a piece of chicken wire fencing.  The old man asks, "What are you doing with that chicken wire boy?  "I am going to catch some chickens" says the boy.  The old man shakes his head and says, "you can't catch chickens with that!"  A couple hours later the boy comes walking back by with an armful of chickens!!!

The next days it is the same thing, only this time the boy has a roll of duck tape.  "what are you going to do with that tape boy?  "I am going to catch some ducks!"  A couple hours pass and here comes the boy again with a bunch of ducks!  The old man just can't believe it!

The next morning the young boy comes walking past the old mans house with a handful of pussywillows.  The old man shouts, "hold on son, let me get my hat!!!"

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Funny