* Nothing ticks you off more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

* I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

* There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

* I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

* I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your

computer history if you die.

* I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

* How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and

smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

* I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to

prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

* Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know

how to get out of my neighborhood.

* Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person

died.

* I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

* Bad decisions make good stories

* You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

* Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

* There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

* I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I

want to save any changes to my thirty page insurance policy that I swear I did not make any changes to.

* While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally for China and

USA . No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain that when

Chinese athletes don't win, they are executed.

* I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darn it!),

but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail.

What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

* I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing

anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

* Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

* Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

* I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

* Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what to do with it.

* I wonder if cops ever get ticked off at the fact that everyone they drive

behind obeys the speed limit.

* I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

* I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday

night more kisses begin with liquor than with "Kay 

Hahahaha.

Awesome list, frogtog.

I have though about and done several of those things.

I'm surprised no one has commented on this. Well, I will. Pretty funny! I especially like the leaning chair one. Those moments when you're pretty sure you're going to fall backwards but are even more convinced that if you make any effort to prevent it, it's a sure thing you will. So you just kind've "hang in space" anticipating whatever is going to happen next. Sort've slow motion like.

So many are true in everyday life. I always appreciate when someone puts into words the simple, yet highly meaningful thoughts that race through our heads on a daily basis. Thanks for sharing.

Great read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks

;D good stuff