Vandy's football coach resigned today stating these reasons:

1.  Players can read and write.

2.  All players clear the NCAA Clearing House without any problems.

3.  The players do not get arrested.

4.  The players are not pulled over for DUIs, stealing computers and other stuff, breaking and entering, beating up girlfriends, getting in bar fights, illegal gambling on games or cutting class.

5.  Players play

6.  Players do not have pimps or agents trying to get undercover money for them.

All in all, why stay at Vandy where it is dull and boring and you get your fannies spanked each weekend in the SEC?

After all, you can only play Tulane once a season although the two schools tried to do a five and five home and home schedule the last few years.

Wouldn't Leach or Phat Phil Phulmer make a good selection as Vandy's new coach? And don't forget little Tommy Bowden, too. And Shula? Curley Hallman? Fran? Urban Slum Lord Myers?

Send suggestions to the Vandy AD. Oops. Vandy does not have an AD.

Assistant coach will probably be taking over.

Don't you just love college football???? 

Corrections:

5. They players play for the love of the game and do not leave early for the NFL.

And a new one....

7.  The players do community service because they want to and not under a court order.

Any others you can think of???? 

He knows 9/11 will be a tragedy for him too.  When the Bayou Bengals come into town