#5 Main St.  Ludicrous, FL      863.555.BASS

Freddy McBASS

Objective      To utilize my exceptional interrelation skills to promote companies from the platform that my superior fishing skill provides.

Tournament  Experience      

2006-2008      BFL      Gator Division

Angler      

- Displayed surprising versatility, and an ability to bring solid lower slot limits to the scales consistently.

- Voted the most Geared Up angler by the tournament director.      

- Successfully avoided my child's kindergarten graduation, my anniversary, and my grandfather's funeral in pursuit of my dreams.

     

2004-2008      Ron's Tackle Box      Lake Alfred, FL

Angler of  the Year (Unofficially)

- Smallest limit of the year 4 years running.

- Strong Run and Gun mentality. Burned over 5,000 gallons of fuel on lakes smaller than 1 mile in diameter.

- Caught cheating only 4 out of 43 times.

Education      

Boat      

1999 Stratos 201 Pro Elite.  2000 Mercury Optimax 225 HP.  Reliable 82.4% of the time.

Personal Bests      

- 14lb Mudfish.  

- 13.4lb Bass (Live Bait in a BFL tournament).  

- 2lb Chain Pickerel.

Lot better than most I've read. you are hired.

I swore to myself to stay out of this section. I just could not help myself.

lol, i started reading halfway down and actually thought this was real for a second

it may be legit, but not for me... well the part about being "most geared up" anyway

Excellent!

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