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Hey fellas Im running out of ideas on how and why to explain to the old lady why im 3 hours late comin home from fishin. I need some new ideas here shes starting to tell me mine before they get out of my own mouth ;D ::):P

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Leave your watch at home on your dresser, then if you have a spare watch in the boat set it back a couple hours.

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Just get your wife to do what mine does, if she wants me somewhere on time she just tells me to be there 3 hours earlier than I need to be, sometimes it even works out about right, some time she misses it by a day or two.   :D

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Tell her you were fishing.  Tell her you love her too much to make up some lie.  She'll never see it coming and in her confusion, will not know which reaction to spit at you therefor leaving her to ponder and you to escape.

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i definatly agree with will.  hats off to the great idea ;D

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Dry rot tires. Easy one. Next time you pull a rotted or old tire off your trailer, keep it. Make sure you give it some terminal damage before storing in your truck. You are about to have a trailer blowout on youir way HOME from fishing. Very important not to say it happened on the way TOfishing because then you could have fixed it and come home.

Luckily enough, some friendly redneck named Cletus is going to happen to have a tire at his house that you can borrow to get home. He lives 5,10 or up to 25 miles away depending on how much time you need.

DOUBLE BENEFIT- After returning the tire to your newfound friend, you will need to withdraw $50 from the checking account to get another one at your local boating store. This money can now be used to pay for somthing you've been wanting for your boat.

Be sure not to get the great idea of getting a spare tire on this trip to the store. This will null and void the use of this whopper in the future with the next girlfriend. Good luck.

There are 457 more where that came from. I have them categorized by season on my computer. File will be for sale @ www.bassproshops.com in late November. Makes a great gift for any fishing partner , father, brother , or in-law. Book comes with a false cover titled "How to treat your woman better" retail $24.99

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