I have been reading "Sowbelly" and ran across this little tidbit - it appears that the National Fish & Wildlife Service considers any one an "avid basser" who fishes 15 days per year.  I read this to my wife last night and she is still laughing ;D

Some people on here must be avid, avid, avid fishers!

I guess that means I'm a avid bass fishing since I have gone close to 40, but too bad it doesn't make me any good.

That makes me an OBSESSED BASS FISHERMAN

I must be really obsessed. I fish more tournaments than that each year.

That's WAAAAAY off base.  

An "Avid" basser is one that takes self portrait pictures with a camera phone.  They are found in the warm climates like Florida.  Usually of Italian descent and often susceptible to high end tackle.

The recent population decline is directly to to their vulnerability to leave themselves wide open to the fatal 1 liner on public forum boards.

The recent population decline is directly to to their vulnerability to leave themselves wide open to the fatal 1 liner on public forum boards.

Take your best shot skinny.  

The recent population decline is directly to to their vulnerability to leave themselves wide open to the fatal 1 liner on public forum boards.

Take your best shot skinny.  

no,no, not me,...I'm here to protect & serve!!