burleytog

Y'all need a tape measure?

I'm sure you have a connection for C4 or RDX.

Wave a fish in the guy's face and tell him to keep his day job.

No thanks, there's no reason to buy anything other than Tru-Tungsten.

I knew there was a reason I liked Harrison.

Tungsten. It has great feel. You can feel them way out there. Try it with a flourocarbon wad and a Loomis barrel.

Why trutungsten? Listen to Burley. Tungsten cuts right through braid. Tru Tungsten uses a very nice coating to protect your line. The plastic inserts in cheaper tungsten weights can fall out, allowing the tungsten weight to cut the braid Inserts=bad I've tried them all over the last year. Tru-Tungsten is the only manufacturer who makes a high quality tungsten weight. I've yet to use a weight with an insert where the insert doesn't slide out after a day of fishing. Braid+insert=FAIL

Just 37"? Did it come with free binoculars?

Muddy could have a QB rating of 116 against the KC Chumps.

If you're using tungsten with braid, make sure you're using TruTungsten weights.

Bet ol' Lemonface shoots him full of painkillers, gets a couple of W's then sends him to Detroit for 5 draft picks and a Pinto.

Sorry bullpen!!!!

Have you looked in the mirror lately? Gandalf told me that I am not allowed to look into a mirror, because my great beauty would be forfeit, and I will turn to dust. It sure is a bitsh trying to shave these days. You get used to it after a couple of years.

Life is too d**n short to not strive for grammatical perfection.

Have you looked in the mirror lately?

BTW, may you all be infested with the fleas of 1000 camels.

As I told Jimzee earlier, ECU followed the beat-WVU script perfectly. Almost as if Rich (censored) (censored) (censored) Rod was still in Motown.

Geez guys, save some runs for tomorrow!

Kevin Smith Broken Lizard Jim Carrey Adam Sandler That should be about five...

Unknown Hinson - I Make Faces (when I make love)

Geez, the ******* Cubs are ******* killing me!!!!

That reel was on a Shimano rod the entire time I had it.

Google Maps won't show you a thing. When will you be coming in? If I'm not working, I can offer a seat in the boat for a morning or evening.

Mmmmmmm....pink