We were camping this summer and I came out of the tent in the cool morning air and flipped up the hood of my sweatshirt on my head. My friend that I was camping with said "Hey its the unabomber" (There is a professional poker player named Phil Laak that goes by the nickname the_unabomber).
I said "I'm not the unabomber, I'm The Unabasser"
As you can see in my avatar I fish out of my inflatable pontoon boat which holds only one person and I fish for Bass...
There ya have it...now you've heard the rest of the story