reelreason

I'm in Oregon, near Portland. I'm fishing with some soft plastics. Its very quiet and peaceful. Suddenly a couple walks by and their dog jumps in the pond after some ducks. Trudging through the Lilly pads. The couple runs right in front of me while I'm fishing clapping their hands hard and yelling "SALAMI!" COME HERE! "(CLAP CLAP CLAP) SALAMI! SALAMI!! (CLAP CLAP) SALAMI!!!" Come here SALAMI! SALAAAAMI!!" After the first round of yelling for salami, and I mean like literally right in front of me...I threw my head back and was laughing so hard I had to sit down. "I don't understand is happening right now??!!" Never saw anything like it. I had to pack up and try to find a better spot. The dog was having so much fun and the humans yelling for salami could be heard far and wide. I was starting to get hungry. Personally, it was very amusing. I needed that laugh. And Salami is a great name for a dog.