Them thar dang tree rats are reaking havoc in the pine trees around here. They scurry around make annoying sounds and drop pine cone spikes everywhere. Well today one bombed me with a pine cone. This is war dang it. I think they partnered up with some of the resident opossum for night time raids. A .22 and .17 ain't making much head way against these vermin.

So I figure its time to call in the big boys. Yall think a 50BMG or 20mm anti tank round would be sufficent against these furry varmints? If not I think I can get some artillery and man power from the local military reserve units. I know it sounds like over kill, but I swear one of them opossom was wearing a kevlar ceramic vest the other night.

Again this is all in jest. I ain't going to blast the friendly furry forest critters with anti material rifles. So yall don't get yalls panties in a wad.

Lol I'd use claymores on the little buggers or napalm

I like how you think. Set up an ambush with the claymores. Then call in an airstrike on their main force, and light em up like furry match sticks. Could be expensive. Sounds fun though.

Forget that, just get a cougar and train ti to attack.  then you can sit bak and watch the show while drinking a brew on your porch...

Forget that. Chain saw. Then take them hand to hand like a man.

I kinda like the chainsaw idea and then set your feists loose on em

I prefer to shoot bottle rockets at their nests and kill em as they come out