So  my company has acquired a new email system to each salesperson , me and my boss . So I have been sending emails to my brother saying we are sorry for running over your dog , and backing over your mailbox trying to leave , some to my family with awesome success . I just sent a pic to my dad showing a dent in a car like mine saying he rear ended me ... ha ha 

Be careful, remember what they say about paybacks.

The problem is she is just as devious as I am so I am a little nervous .

Nothing beats emailing your mom when she is on a cruise of after pictures from an emergency gal bladder surgery stating you were car jacked/mugged and stabbed.