The most recent was when I was trying to lob a drop shot rig up against a retaining wall that juts out a little into the lake (part of a green belt area).  I was so focused on the cast that I forgot about the huge oak tree on said greenbelt that hangs over the retaining wall.  I made a horrible cast and the rig ended up in the tree, about 25 feet in the air.  Irritated with myself, I gave the line a quick rip and snapped my rod in half.  Now I'm really ticked off, I grab the spool of the reel (to eliminate the drag system) pull down & away from me so I don't fire the weight into my head.  Instead, the branch breaks & falls on me.  Leaves all over me & the boat, I just started laughing...

Im still laughing about this one

First cheap little boat.  Left the drain plug out on first launch..........It was by the hole inside luckily. AS the water came up thru the floor boards.

This happened on my first day with my bass tracker, and actually its happened to me about 2 times after that.  something similar happeend to me when i let some girl drive my boat one day (i had only had it for a month then) and while she was driving she hit the manual button to fill up the livewell. since it was on manual , it didn't stop filling.  I noticed it when the entire back of my  boat was pretty much flooded and we were kind of sinking.  

 

Another good one was when i ran out of gas at the farthest part of the lake,  then i used the trolling motor to get back as far as i could only to die in the water about 1/2 mile from the launch.  waving my little cruddy oar at my fellow fisherman did nothing in getting them to stop and help

You know what steams my clams, its the megabass hooks on the vision 110's . I hate them , i got one stuck in my thumb so bad i had to have it surgically removed. even today i just got one stuck in my thumb again