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Sam, August 9, 2016 in Everything Else
Women don't understand how a man with 2 perfectly good kidneys can say he can't afford to buy her a new fur coat.
Anyone who says their wedding days was the best day of their life, has obviously never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
2 friends talking: Guy1: My wife left me for my best friend. Guy2: I thought I was your best friend. Guy1: You were, now its him.
So much gold in this thread, hahah
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months- I don't like to interrupt her.
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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