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Funny Fishing Story - Must Read !

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A friend of mine was thought to be having heart issues so his cardiologist made him wear an event (heart) monitor for a month . At the end of the month he sees the Doctor and he says : " Things appeared normal - until two weekends ago where by we tabulated some very erratic heart rhythms which has me quit concerned - we may need to operate " ! ... My friend then inquired : "What time specifically two week ends ago do the events occur on the monitor I was wearing " ?  Long story short , the times coincided exactly when he had been out hollow body frog fishing and had caught two #4 lb. and one #6 lb. bass - all on a hollow body frog !! ... I about fell over laughing - the event (heart) monitor had captured all of the excitement of my friend's frog fishing trip - I guess what they say about frog fishing is true - It will darn near give you a heart attack when you get bit !!

That is funny! Good story

LOL. That was a great story.

Lol I'm sure everyone had a good laugh in that office

Good story!!

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Good story.

Glad he was awake when the doc gave him his results in order to avoid an unnecessary surgery.

Do you think we need to wear a "Bass Fishing-Heart Monitor" bracelet letting the paramedics and docs know the high readings may be caused from bass fishing?

awesome story but I think your friend should look for a new cardiologist!

Good story.  Chuckling.

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I believe my firend's cardiologist was more concerned with : "What was going on during this period of erratic heart activity " ? then he was about operating ! Also he cardiologist was not a fisherman so he was not too amused ... To borrow from the new Ice Tea commercial (i.e. "It's lemon aid man" !) :  "It's frog fishing man - read the sign ... FROG  FISHING " !! :) 

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If my heart rate had been monitored while fishing a few days ago, they'd have thought I'd "flat-lined" and pronounced me dead.  I think I was brain-dead too.

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Besides an increased heart rate - when Pros who have caught hundreds of bass have their hands shaking after a thrilling contest with a bass , well - that's why we do it !

d**n..Im getting a heart monitor wed. afternoon!!! No bs

On 9/23/2016 at 4:33 PM, Ratherbfishing said:

If my heart rate had been monitored while fishing a few days ago, they'd have thought I'd "flat-lined" and pronounced me dead.  I think I was brain-dead too.

broke off ur PB?

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17 hours ago, ClackerBuzz said:

broke of ur PB?

just the opposite.  Nothing...at...all.

Haha, can testify, it gives you a jolt!

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