price not an issue

I joked a bit up above, but if I could buy or build any rod with cost no object, I would be really creative. I would love to own a set of split grip casting rods with vintage trigger type low riding reel seats ideal for a spincast reel, extra thick cork handles, a whole bunch of high quality eyes, and lanyard swivels on the butts for the kayak. The blanks would of course vary in sensitivity for their intended uses, however the above description of an ability to feel a fish fart as they pass a lure within the blank's recommended weight range would be my choice, and in a perfect world, the finished product would be telescopic and a set of 6 would easily fit into one saddle bag of a motorcycle. 

Yes, I am quite well aware that physics would not be on my side and no product like this has been successfully made or marketed to the best of my knowledge, but man I'd love to have a set if they existed.