During a visit to a mental asylum, a Boudreaux asked the Director "How you tell id a person is crazy or just couyon?"

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub with water, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the water out of the tub."
Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon? ...
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?

"Oh, I understand," said Boudreaux. "A normal person would know to use da bucket cause it's bigger than a teacup or a spoon."
"No," answered the Director.
"A normal person would pull out the stopper."

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