My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'that bull mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

 

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

 

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week ! ...........You could learn a lot from him.'

 

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR

 

'My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,

'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,

 

'Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow.'

 

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

thanks, gave me a good chuckle.