The love story of Jim and Edna

>

>Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,

>doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have ...

>

>Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

>One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim

>suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and

>stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him.

>She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

>When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic

>act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital,

>as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

>

>When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna , I have good news

>and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were

>able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life

>of the person you love, I have concluded that your act displays sound

>mindedness. The bad news is, Jim, hung himself in the bathroom with his

>bathrobe belt right after you saved him.

>I am so sorry, but he's dead."

>

>Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.

>How soon can I go home ?"

nice one ;D

Sounds like my ex mother in law!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D