Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when she saw the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log." My, what big ears you have", Little Red Riding Hood said to the wolf.  The wolf, being disappointed, jumped to his feet and ran off.  

As Little Red Riding Hood continued through the woods she again saw the big bad wolf crouched down behind some bushes. "My, what big eys you have",  Little Red Riding Hood said to the wolf.  The wolf, getting aggravated, jumped to his feet and ran off.

As Little Red Riding Hood went deeper into the woods she saw the big bad wolf was crouched down behind a rock.  "My, what big teeth you have", she said to the wolf.  The wolf, now furious, jumped to his feet and said to Little Red Riding Hood, "Will you knock that off. I'm trying to take a crap."  

Good one,lol.

LOL that was really funny.

NICE ONE.....LOL