Everything posted by Bassn Blvd
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Florida Trip... Pics
You're fishing from an area that is literaly a couple hundred yards away from an awesome snapper hole, but you need a boat or kyak to access it.
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What Do You Do For A Living?
I'm a pimp!
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Impractical Jokers
You need to watch "Impractical Jokers" on TruTv. The show is about 4 lifelong friends who compete to embarrass eachother. It airs on Thursday late night and is absolutely hilarious. I swear I darn near p'd my britches a dozen times from just one episode. The all new episodes start next Thursday at 10pm.
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Fishing Off The Florida Turnpike Ramps
Parking on the turnpike is illegal. Will you get a ticket? probably not, unless you're the unlucky one to run into the "chip on the shoulder" trooper. I wouldn't let that stop me. Just FYI for ya. BTW. The Jupiter exit is a good pond.
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Most Sensitive Rod For Soft Plastics
IMO, JUNK, but not bad compared to other rods in that price range.
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Help Me Out
The only advice I can give with fishing different seasons is to drees warm in the winter and cool in the summer.
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Most Sensitive Rod For Soft Plastics
In that price range, I don't have a clue. How sensitive rod A is over rod B depends more on the individual than the actual rod. Rod A could be sensitive in my hands, yet you may not feel anything with it. My hands are very sensitive, either geneticaly or learned, so I can get away with using a less sensitive rod. Also, knowing what certain objects feel like (grass, rock, wood, shopping carts, etc) when bumped into will help in deciding how to choose how much "sensitivity " you need in a rod. Generaly speaking, the more money you spend on a rod, the more sensitive. That being said, not all expensive rods (high end) rods are any more sensitive than $40-$100 rods. If you want to sharpen youe sensitivity skills then practice at night.
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New Shimano Metanium
I like the design.
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Falling Apart!
Dang, that sucks. Maybe you're having some sort of a reaction to the surgery? Here's a great prank that has NEVER failed if they hook you up to an electrocardiogram (EKG)machine. You will know what it is when they start hooking you up if you've never seen one before. Basicaly it's a computer with about 6 wires. They stick the wires to your chest and legs. They then turn the machine on and the computer will print out a strip of paper with a bunch of squigly lines. Completly painless and takes about 5 seconds. Here's what you do,. Let the nurse put the wires on you. Keep an eye on her and watch as she goes to the computer to input data. (Timing is everything) As soon as she starts to type in the data, start flailing around and say "OMG, you're shocking me!" I guarantee she freaks out thinking you are being electrocuted, which is absolutely impossible for this machine to do you, that's why you have to make it look real. The look on her face is going to be priceless as she tries to shut the machine off and and figures out what she should do before she realizes it's impossible to get electrocuted from the machine. I usually just give her a blank stare and say "GOTCHA" and then wink/smile. One of two things will happen. The nurse will either laugh along with you and think you're a sick female dog or she will get extremly PO'd and walk out of the room. I've done this prank about 5 times and it works like a charm. MOST nurses laugh along with you after they regain their composer. That being said, I had one nurse forget to laugh. She actually cursed me and stormed out of the room like a wet cat. Another nurse came in and darn near kicked me out of the office, which I didn't care.
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Best Non-Dinner Ever!
Lol, I know what it is. I was joking with ya. I believe you meant Country Fried as apposed to Chicken Fried, lol.
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Best Non-Dinner Ever!
Chicken fried deer meat? So, would that be fried chicken or fried deer? Or a mix of fried chicken and deer?
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Shimano Pros
My buddy at work was sponsored by Shimano a couple years along with Contender. He fished the Kingfish circuit though. Not sure if he still sponsored by them, he transferred from my unit.
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Help Identifying This Baseball Player
Thanks for the help, guys. Who in the heck makes a "W" like that? I would have never guessed Willie by the signature.
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First Surgery
HOOOORAY! You're all better, now get back to work.
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Follow Up Email/letter Job Appl.
Can you go back and talk to the manager in person.
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First Surgery
No kiddind! I've been put under several times for various reasons, three for colonoscopy or upper gi. The anesthesia for all 3 produced MAJOR constipation and the other gave me a muscle ache/knot between my shoulder blades the size of a baseball. That sucker hurt with every breath i took. The ONLY thing that relieved it was a muscle relaxant (valium). Anal doctors must use some sort of alien anesthesia, lol.
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Help Identifying This Baseball Player
Thank you
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So How Many Of You Prefer To Use Cash Over A Credit Card/debit?
Phone the CC company? Don't you mean telegraph, hahaha LOL hahaha.
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First Surgery
Don't forget about the constipation that comes after the anesthesia wears off, lol. I either get a bad headache or constipation. I told the anastegiologist last time I went under and they gave me a different drug that worked pretty well. You gotta paly it up with the cute nurse. Tell her you're alone in the world. Tell her it's just you and your little puppy, the one you JUST adopted.
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First Surgery
Yea, hospitals are boring. I shouldn't tell you I went fishing this morning, had a couple wings and salad for lunch, relaxed in the pool with a couple girlfriends, and now getting ready to head out for steak dinner.
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About The Flu Shot....
I don't blame you a bit. I have minor heart problems that prevent me from taking most over the counter drugs such as Nyquil, cold & cough syrups, dicongestants. Anything over the counter that I'm allowed to take doesn't work, such as Tylenol or advil, haha. I haven't taken meds for sinus, colds or flu in YEARS. Sinus headaches with runny, snotty nose is the worst I've never had the flu shot. I might be okay getting one, but never asked my cardiologist. I pretty much curl up in the fetal position with the t.v remote in my hands and sweat it out whenever I get it. Sometimes I go a year or two without getting the flu and sometimes I get it back to back.
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First Surgery
I hope they don't send the proctologist in by mistake, haha. Good luck and enjoy the down time.
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I Wanna Be A Botanist
lovely hardy little plant cute form of ground cover most adoreable little plants fiesty little devil Bro, lay off the supplements. Using words like above will cause you to grow man boobs.
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Lance......
Every sport has a cheater, be it doping or intentionally doing bad. Certain forms of doping is illegal, by statute or by the rules of the game. If you decide to break the rules and cheat, then you deserve to suffer the punishment. Unless the rule book says it's okay, then It doesn't matter if everyone else does it. Thats just an excuse to try and justify your wrong doing. Call it what you will but I will rat out a cheater that is competing against me, even if I win. If someone intentionally breaks the rules/law, then they are cheating and do not get to play. PERIOD. Lance cheated. Got caught. Game over.
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How Well Do You Really Know Your Spouse?
Hahaha. I couldn't resist. I haven't had my share of being a wise ars at home today, so I have to do it on here too.