If you are sitting next to someone who's trying to peek at your laptop

on a plane:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Boot it.

4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.

5. Open your email client to this message.

6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

7. Then hit this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

Thats a good one but I think I would just tell the other person to mind there own busines rather than have them freak out or report me to the air marshal and have to go through all that questioning and crap

lol, that one might find you in an office with some very angry people when you land!!!

That is hilarious ;D but, I think if you did this your trip would be severally interrupted for quite a while. :'(

lol, that one might find you in an office with some very angry people when you land!!!

For Sure!!!!!!!

Reminds of something that happened here. They took some old lady off a flight WITH KNITTING NEEDLES For making terroristic threats. When they asked her why she had the needles she answered" I AM MAKING AN AFGHAN"