You might be a fisherman if...

1) You have a power worm dangling from your rear view mirror because you think it makes a good air freshener.

2) Your wedding party had to tie tin cans to the back of your bass boat.

3) You call your boat "sweetheart" and your wife "skeeter".

4) Your local tackle shop has your credit card number on file.

5) You keep a flippin stick by your favorite chair to change the TV channels with.

6) You name your black lab "Mercury" and your cat "Evinrude".

7) Bass Pro Shop has a private line just for you.

8) You have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp.

9) You have a photo of your 10 lb. bass on your desk at work instead of your family.

10) You consider viennies and crackers a complete meal.

11) You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing.

12) You send your kid off to the first day of school with his shoes tied in a palomar knot.

13) You think there are four seasons--Pre-spawn, Spawn, Post Spawn and Hunting.

14) Your $30,000 bass boat's trailer needs new tires so you just "borrow" the ones off your house.

15) You trade your wife's van for a smaller vehicle so your bass boat will fit in the garage.

16) Your kids know it's Saturday---Because the boats gone,

14) Your $30,000 bass boat's trailer needs new tires so you just "borrow" the ones off your house.

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17) You are on the lake during the Super Bowl!

I Was!!!!! I caught a turtle that day too.

You, my friend, are a true fisherman!

#10- Veinners and crackers. . . not a bad meal, but I'm into those Austin peanut butter on cheese crackers, now.  Heck, I can go all day on a pack of those (if the bite's on).

17) You are on the lake during the Super Bowl!

I was too. Came in 2nd place during a tournament on the superbowl day, we fished the morning and watched the bowl in the evening.

All those are good and I can relate to most of them. I don't quite have a wife yet...

need to add one...

* You spend most of your day on this forum and fiddling around with your fishing gear *

;D ;D ;D that has my name ALL over it!  

9) You have a photo of your 10 lb. bass on your desk at work instead of your family.

When I get that shot, I'm going to have it made into wall paper! ;D

All those are good and I can relate to most of them. I don't quite have a wife yet...

Take your time John J. and believe me, that girlfriend of yours really doesn't like to camp out and fish. ;D

Actually, you are better off that way. Ever try to carry two packs, two sets of fishing poles, two sets of ...... you get the picture, they don't go along to do the cooking anymore! Those 1930's models are long gone ;D

All those are good and I can relate to most of them. I don't quite have a wife yet...

Just remember to take your time picking one. Unlike fish, It costs alot of money to cull wives!

I hear both of ya lol!

I am surely taking my time lol! Unless I find a girl who loves to fish/hunt, etc.  

God bless  8-)

If your willing to go out in 30 degree temps with strong winds, sleet, rain and snow. Me and my fishing buddy have it a bad case of cabin fever. So were going to try to get out tomorrow.

I hear both of ya lol!

I am surely taking my time lol! Unless I find a girl who loves to fish/hunt, etc.

God bless 8-)

best way to find one ..we all carry a plastic worm and a GAMMA she if she can rig it up and tell you that GAMMA is best hook made now thats wife material and if she says ZOOM ZOOM during her rigging BOW to her

You know your a bass fishin fanatic, when your alarm goes off at 5 am and your wife who usually curses you out, decide to make you an offer you can't refuse.

You lovingly decline, explaining that the top water bite is on.

and she understands.  8-)

Man...I hope i can be like that some day. What a life.Ha. But for now, i have to listen to my mother. No trading in her car for me. Or getting a boat. Ha.