man came home from work and promptly sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked puzzled but brought him a beer.

He finished the beer quick and then said to his wife, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's about to start."

This time she looked angry; but brought him the beer anyway.

He finished that one and said, "Quick, bring me another beer before it starts."

Well at that she just blew her top, "You lazy bum.  You waltz in here and plop down in your chair, don't even say hi to me; then you expect me to run around like your slave and bring you beer.  Don't you realize that I cook, clean, and iron all day, and then I take care of you when you get home?"

The guy sighed and said, "Crap, it's started."

That joke is about my wife!!!

Funny stuff Dodgeguy. That guy was suicidal. ;D

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D i liked it for sure!!!!! thats a good one