this guy comes home from work one day and goes to open the front door and the rotten wood breaks apart, wife says hunny why dont you fix that door? he replys, what to i look like a carpender?

the next day he comes home and goes to wash his hands and notices water leaking from the sink, wife says hunny why dont you fix that sink? he replys, what do i look like a plumber?

the next day he comes home and turns on the light switch and no lights come on, wife says hunny why dont you fix that switch? he replys, what do i look like an electrician?

the next day he comes home and the doors fixed, the sink doesnt leak and all the lights work. he says hunny who fixed all this? wife says well i had a handyman from down the street come over and fix everything, when i asked him how much it was going to cost the man said, well you can either go up stairs and do the dirty with me or you can bake me a cake.

husband says well you baked him a cake right? wife replys, what do i look like, Betty Crocker?

Thats cold! ;D

it may be cold but its funny ive heard one somewhat like that.

GBF