One night I was changing my four-year-old's shirt. He looked at his chest and asked me what the two "dots" were. Because he was so interested, I told him the truth, using the the correct term. Then he pointed at my chest and asked, "You have them too?" I said yes. A couple of days later I got a huge blemish on my forehead. When my son noticed it, he said to his daddy, "Mommy has a really big nipple on her forehead!" My husband had a kick trying to explain to him the difference between a "nipple" and a "pimple!"

And a good laugh to boot!  Bet you'll be hearing bout that one for years!  Thanks for sharing!